Touring shows, cheap tickets perchance? 

Well blow me down, my favourites in town. 

Lots of cheap tickets going around. 

Just popped up on social media. 

2 tickets to see the Spanish Comedia. 

Can't believe my luck my favourite band. 

I've got six tickets for less than a grand. 

And all from my armchair on my smartphone. 

Lots more cheap tickets now I'm in the zone. 

Tickets for the kids at the pantomime. 

Hurry buy them quick before the clock counts out time. 

I'm saving so much money I can even go to the Globe. 

See established actors in princely robes. 

And the very next day is a sporting event. 

I've saved so much money I can have a VIP tent. 

Just waiting for tickets as the payment's confirmed. 

But something's nagging at me like a worrisome worm. 

Nothing has arrived and my inbox is empty. 

But my bank account is cleared as they have taken plenty. 

The moral of this story is pretty clear! 

When buying tickets don't end up crying in your beer. 

Visit the STAR website, and you can still have a glass of wine 

And you will be able to verify if the seller is genuine.

Visit   STAR - The Society of Ticket Agents and Retailers